Monday, September 25, 2006
6:37PM - Snark
I shall snark us.
I am unworthy, and have neglected this community, BAD ME! NO PIE!
But snark of the day goes to my dumb-twat sister:
She's living with my mom. My mom has a male cat. My sister has a male cat. You can just smell this, can't you? It's territory wars, and she has the gall to be pissed off about it.
Fucker, move the hell out, get your own place. When you're staying with someone, you don't exactly have many right to complain, do you?
Thursday, May 12, 2005
This snark brought to you by : Douches
As God as my witness, I shall never let my nether regions smell "Spring Fresh" or "After the rain"
Now, if there were one named "Mating Musk" I might give that one a try.
Monday, March 14, 2005
9:44PM - Welcome!
This is a community for those who want to be snarky about whatever comes to mind. The boss piss you off? Snark him! Did someone look at you wrong? Snark em! Go at it, snark like crazy, it's what we are here for!
Myself and roberta_mac are the maintainers of the community, and you can expect plenty of snark from us as well ;-)
Snark: My immediate boss.
Why: Boss found out she was diabetic, so she's on a special diet. Now boss probably weighs something of about 250 or so pounds, not something I would have snarked about on it's own, as I am no lightweight myself.
But GODDAMN! You don't go telling another WOMAN for CHRISTSAKES that she can REALLY put it away!!! Especially as she's stuffing her face full of potato wedges!!!!!
What I would have said to her had she not been my boss:
Looky here, you fat cow, perhaps you're low on sugar or something, cause you obviously don't understand the rules of telling another female of your species that she can really put food away. I'm aware of what I eat, trust me. My digestive system works just fine, but perhaps, while we're on the subject, let me put a little bit of sugar in that diet Pepsi you're drinking just to remind you.
A weak snark to start, more of a rant really. But it gets it on the page.