I am unworthy, and have neglected this community, BAD ME! NO PIE!
But snark of the day goes to my dumb-twat sister:
She's living with my mom. My mom has a male cat. My sister has a male cat. You can just smell this, can't you? It's territory wars, and she has the gall to be pissed off about it.
Fucker, move the hell out, get your own place. When you're staying with someone, you don't exactly have many right to complain, do you?